Arkham Horror: The Card Game. It seemed so innocuous when it caught your eye. “Perhaps I’ll buy the core set,” you thought. “Maybe an expansion or two; that will be plenty.”

But in the blink of an eye, you gaze upon a room piled high with expansions, playmats, and custom tokens.

Somehow it’s not enough. You have them all now, every scrap of official content, and still that gnawing, aching hunger curdles your stomach. Your collection mocks you in its infinite finitude.

You know what it is you desperately need. Professionally printed copies of all the Arkham Horror community’s home-brewed content and every single FFG card available for print & play. Surely that will sate you. Surely that will be enough.… Won’t it?

There’s only one way to find out. It’s time to accept your Inexorable Fate.